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Q. Where do bees go to the toilet?
A. The B P station  |
Q. Why do cows wear cow bells?
A. Because their horns don't work! |
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Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A. BIG holes all around Australia!!!!!
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A. A boa tie. |
Q. Why did the old lady put wheels on
her rocking chair?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll! |
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| Knock Knock! Who's there?
Babylon. Babylon who? Babylon, I'm not listening anyway. |
Q. What has four wheels and
flies?
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| Knock Knock! Who's there? Cecilius.
Cecilius who? Cecilius knock knock joke I ever heard! |
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Q. What did the man say when the elephants came running down the hill?  A.
Elephants! |
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot
and a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie! |
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| Q. What did the man say when he saw elephants
with sunglasses on running down the hill?
A. He did not recognise them !!!!! |
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the
ball?
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Because he had no "body" to go with !! |
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